ariel? ariel!

I am not sure I am supposed to tell you that but I've never found a stage name or nom de plume I liked better. Unfortunately, that means this is less anonymous so Mom, if you're reading it, don't read the sex parts unless you really want to know. I am a New Yorker by heart and a West Coaster by history. I have varying degrees of ridiculous hipster hair, and I wear my jeans tight. I am committed to dabbling in a variety of circus arts and if I have my way I am going to have a vaudeville cane act where the cane is lit on fire. Give me a little time; I'll get there. I am a queer, I am a radical, I am a performer, and I play a mean plastic video game guitar.